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Party

July 3rd, 2009

at Duncan’s

Everything Sucks, Bastard Cut and a birthday party.

Long Island, NY

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[Posted by darren on June 27th, 2009]


a month from now

July 10th, 2009

CMR
EVERYTHING SUCKS
CIRCLE THE SUN
WEED HOUNDS
THOUGHT & MEMORY

at Mr. Beery’s
4019 Hempstead Tpke
Bethpage, NY 11714

8pm, $5 US, 21+

flier

[Posted by darren on June 11th, 2009]


olé

yo, what’s up. we played a show the other night in brooklyn which was pretty fun. ryan from fellow project shot some video on his flip. here’s a link to a new song we played. it was a fun show. we’re not gonna play any shows for a little while because we’re gonna work on some songs and what have you. oh, and by the way… we’re gonna be on a comp. i don’t know if they have a title finalized yet but i think it’s called “long island hardcore - strong island” i think. brookvale records (dudes from looney tunes in babylon) are putting it out this summer. there are a lot of bands on it and a bunch of them are bros. look into it. more stuff is on the way.

[Posted by darren on May 12th, 2009]


rappin’ rodney

so don’t forget that we’re playing next week at the charleston on the 10th, should be a grand old time. also, just got the final info for a show at tommy’s tavern. check it

May 6th, 2009

THE GOLDEN AGE OF RADIO
EVERYTHING SUCKS
DIE BENNY
UP FOR NOTHING
FELLOW PROJECT

at Tommy’s Tavern
1041 Manhattan Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11222

8pm, $5 US, 21+

flier

[Posted by darren on April 2nd, 2009]


three miles east of worthwhile… on the corner of asshole and dipshit

April 10th, 2009

EVERYTHING SUCKS
IRON CHIC
SISTER KISSER
DUDE JAPAN
WHITE NOISE SUPREMACY

at The Charleston
174 Bedford Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211

8pm, $7 US, 21+

flier

[Posted by darren on March 16th, 2009]


It’s when Han is teaching Luke how to fly the thing, and I’m a stowaway, and I come in, ’cause I’m always stowing away

The other night at Rembrandt’s American Bar and Grille we played some hardcore punk music and ate some hardcore punk pizza and candy. Our buddies did these things with us and it was enjoyable. Our thanks to 5,000 Weedy Indian Hounds, Jonesin’, Halfway To Hell Club and Iron Chic for joining us in the events of the evening. We had planned on doing another one in March but some of the nerds in our band had prior engagements (Moz) so we have to figure out another date for now. More on that later.

It’s possible you missed our appearance on Generic Insight Radio earlier this month, so in case you did we have hosted our portion of the show in mp3 format right here on our website. Also for your convenience I’ve separated out the three live tracks we did for the pleasure of you, the listener. Those songs are called ‘ww3′, ‘HC of the NYJ’ and ‘For Nick Rice When He Needs It’. Check all that out here: everythingreallysucksman.com/genericinsight

At some point in our career as a band we will sit down and actually record a record. We have been demoing a bunch of things but haven’t had the discipline to complete everything yet. You’ll be the first to know when we do complete this task so don’t fret.

(Thanks to HuGo! for taking pictures of us.)

[Posted by darren on February 24th, 2009]


Watch me get down and just do my thing

February 21st, 2009

IRON CHIC
EVERYTHING SUCKS
HALFWAY TO HELL CLUB
JONESIN’
THE WEED HOUNDS

At Rembrandt’s
370 West Old Country Road
Hicksville, NY, America 11801
7PM, $5 US, 21+

flier

Also if you like listening to music than listen to music that we play and music that we play on Generic Insight Radio February 4th. We recorded a segment that will air for about an hour of stuff that’s funny and good. The Generic insight website is here.

[Posted by darren on January 29th, 2009]


a new song? incontheivable!

we did some live jive for gener​ic insig​ht.​ this is the outco​me of that jive.​ it’s a new song about​ the minut​emen,​ the rolli​ng stone​s,​ and the idea that growi​ng up is for sucke​rs.​

the gener​ic insig​ht segme​nt will air soon when we finis​h it, keep your eyes peele​d.​

check​ out our player below, but if that doesn’t load visit our profi​le and give it a liste​n,​ the lyric​s are poste​d too.

[Posted by darren on January 26th, 2009]


boring thingz

dear internet,

i am the proud owner of a shiny dork blog. if you like talking about talking about things, and you like everything sucks; you may like it. you can find it here:

get in the elantra

that’s about it for now.

we’re going to do so many things soon. my dog is barking at jonathan richman’s voice now. i have to go.

your pal,
matthew

[Posted by matt on January 14th, 2009]


awesome show

November 28th, 2008

EVERYTHING SUCKS
HALFWAY TO HELL CLUB
BASTARD CUT
IRON CHIC
JONESIN’

at Mr. Beery’s
4019 Hempstead Tpke
Bethpage, NY 11714

$5, 9pm

flier

[Posted by darren on November 23rd, 2008]